Sh*t Parking Tags

  • $19.99

Sh*t Parking Tags are a new passive aggressive way at getting back at people who can't park for their lives.

Tired of leaving notes on windscreen wipers only for it to fly off or get rained on? Sh*t Parking Tags are a semi-permanent solution to get back at that nugget who can't park. Annoy your fellow dipstick by zip tying the tag onto their door handle, windscreen wiper, tow bar, etc. Without a cable cutter, these awful drivers can flaunt their uselessness to other drivers.

Sh*t Parking Tags come in a pack of 12 different phrases or you can get 12 of one particular phrase. 

More phrase suggestions are welcome, so send us some of your classics!


12x Phrase Tags

12x Zip Ties